May 2012
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I was in the sun for ONE AFTERNOON and now my face is all freckley
HAY BB
I THINK I WANNA MARRY U
mintarr replied to your post: i will pay someone a hundred dollars to do my…
I will wash it for free, but you have to fold and hang.
If by “fold and hang”, you mean “leave in laundry basket”, you’ve got yourself a deal.
i will pay someone a hundred dollars to do my laundry
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Should I:
1) See how long I can stay awake before I completely lose my mind; or
2) Go the fuck to bed
You know when you’re so overtired that you can’t sleep?
It’s pretty dumb
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
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painted my father's apartment
I am absolutely the most exhausted I have been in a very long time. Every time I stand up I nearly pass out. FUN TIMES
Thank jeebus I had help from a friend or I probably would have dropped dead on the living room floor
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That concert was a cougar’s paradise
Michael and I have our own special language/code for when an attractive guy is in either of our lines of vision, which has been honed over 15ish years of friendship
We’re gross people
Midnight pizza delivery and jack & coke
see what you’re missing out on boys
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Some chick just went into an outhouse with bare feet. I’m going to throw up on her behalf.