February 2012
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Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and just won two tickets to Bon Iver?
THIS MOI
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“And if a woman should say she doesn’t want to have children at all, the world is...”
– Caitlin Moran, How to Be a Woman (via theavenuesunsugaredtaste)
I bet James Franco
and Anne Hathaway are feeling pretty smug after this year’s ceremonies.
“Muslims are rioting over Koran burnings. I’m glad they don’t riot over minor...”
– Jim Norton (via captaincoolasfuck)
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Anonymous asked: good to hear but the presidents trophy can be a curse. I hope we dont get it.
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corgisandboobs replied to your photo: Awww 25 year old Lauren in an antique dentist…
i will touch your butt. depending upon prior consent, of course.
Consent granted. Grope away, my good man
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corgisandboobs replied to your photo: Awwwww yeahhhhh We’re number 1. All others are…
you still haven’t told me what sport this is.
You get three guesses.
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“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing...”
– Tom Stoppard - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
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twodoxiesandtoomanyshoes replied to your post: Gas prices
Do you drive a speed3? Why are you pumping 94 octane when you’re tuned for max 89?
Nope, just a 3. And I’m not using 94; the cheap stuff is a buck 41-point-something at the Chev outside my work.
Gas prices
rose nearly 20 cents a litre in the past week. It’s now $1.42/L, or $5.38/gallon in Vancouver.
80 bucks to fill up a Mazda 3, you guys.
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Best Picture nominees have a fight on Facebook. →
And then Drive strolls in and murders them all.
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What guys at work say:
“Hey, can you do X for me/take a look at this/show me how to do ____ ? You’re way smarter than me/better at this/faster than me”
What guys at work mean:
“I’m too fucking lazy to even attempt to learn how to do this on my own, so I’ll use flattery and self-deprication to manipulate you into doing my job for me, when I make 5 times what you make and you...
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I'm paranoid
that my tv happens to be on the channel that Whitney is on while I’m watching something else on the PVR, and I’m inadvertently giving it ratings.
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zombielawyer asked: A fellow Slytherin <3
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I want Adele's
next album to be all about boning.